Pure Gold: Kids Don't Make No Sense

Thursday, October 8, 2009

Kids Don't Make No Sense

I have to mention what a crazy, fun, bossy, lovable girl I have. I can't believe how fast she is growing up. I need to remember to start writing down all the crazy concoctions she comes up with.
Today we took Payton to school. The road is very bumpy and she seems to think it's me 'bumping'. She tries to tell me when I can and cannot 'bump'. Such as when she's taking a drink. (Like I have a choice)
We came down by the marina and she said,
"Mom!! Don't bump the road here! You are going to make us tip over into the water! There are alligators in there. And not happy ones, mean ones, and they will get us and then daddy will get mad and have to hit it with his shoe! "
"Fine Halle" :)

3 comments:

mamasteph said...: LOL! Makes sense to me! I wouldn't want those mean alligators to get me either! :); October 8, 2009 at 12:41 PM
Lori Huntsman said...: I'm still laughing!!!! Don't BUMP by the marina....don't cha know!; October 8, 2009 at 6:31 PM
Raegan said...: So happy you posted! I told you I'd be watching! We miss you SOOOOO much! It's just not the same around here with you! We need someone's house to go to so Jack can run! Hallie is hilarious. I love that little firecracker! I hope Andy has shoes he won't miss!; October 9, 2009 at 10:33 AM

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Payton at his Best

"Is tomorrow fast Sunday or slow Sunday?"
"Halle you can sleep in my room, there isn't nightmares is there".
"Theres a party goin on in my tummy."
"ugh, this is a DiSasTeR"
"Mom, I'm soaking dirty!"
"weird....I can do weird."
Andy told Payton to check the mirrors before driving the golf car. Payton: "yeah, I look good".
Putting on his stethescope, "Mom, I'm have to put on my heart so I can hear your belly."
"When is the Grinch going to bring us presents?"
"Mom, I want to put on my Botox."
While trimming his nails, "Mom, thankyou for cutting my finger off."
Looking at our wedding picture, "Mom, is that when you were a princess?"
Returning our rental car, "mom, but I love this car."
Picking dad up from work in our rental car, "Mom, just tell dad we got a new car."
"Look, that car is dancing!"
"Mom, I'm tired of sleeping"
"I'm not a copycat, I'm a copydog!"
"I smell like carwash"
"Mom, where is my friend, dad?"
"Mom are you giving the dishes a bath?"
"Heavenly Father, thankyou for me"
To the waitress, "this is me, and this is Kris and Andy"
While putting on his carseat. "mom, don't break me"
"I don't like Hungry"
"There's no Statue of Liberty in Texas?"
"I can go to time out tomorrow ok"
"mom what is that noise?" the people above us. "Oh, they are flushing. They better wash their hands."
"It will be so much yummy"
"Excuse my bum"
"You are making me angry"
"I'm not a boy, I'm Payton"
"I am a child of Gosh"

Halle at her Best

"Mom, I am an excellent sticker artist."
"The police horses have sharp teeth so they can bite the bad people. "
"Mom, my belly does not want to poop, it wants to go sit and watch Diego".
"Mom, I was a good girl. Do you think you could give me a dollar?"
"I am a good reacher."
"Mom..I'm busy looking for Heavenly Father. Where is he?" While looking through her scriptures. :)
Getting treat out of advent calendar, "Mom, look a treat from heaven"
"Excuse me..you don't talk to ME like that."
"But Mom, the dark is turned on! Light it off."
(While driving)- "Mom, don't bump the road!"
"I did, just because I did."
"Mom, I scribbled my arm."
"mom, I can't get in the bath, you need to give it new batteries."
"But mom, Boo (the dog) said I can!"
"Can I take a bumble bath please?"
"I want the tiger chips!" (cheetos)
"Are you kidding me?"
"1,2,3 You're going to Timeout!"